n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector 

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

gnarly:

how your face feels after the dentist

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whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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