whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(Source: urbancatfitters)

rhymes-with-grape:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

Holy frick frack this is relevant

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

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aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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