aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

highlibidoo:

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

Yes.

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

raxleywrites:

I want somebody to ride around with me all night. We can just drive, no directions or plans, and listen to music and talk about stupid things. Hell, we can do whatever. I just want to sit in a car and be around somebody all night.